Monday, January 11, 2010

I am OUTTA here and

out there somewhere (where I have been all of my adult life), but some how using me and ADULT in the same sentence just does not seem to work??????? searching for the meaning of life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe not the meaning of life, could be I am just looking for a free meal???? but I figured the "MEANING OF LIFE" sounded more philosophical (spell check took care of that one and I have no idea what it means!!!!!!) Well, it has been LO or maybe high, or maybe that was me GETTING HIGH, could I be reverting back to the TIMOTHY LEARY-JIMI HENDRIX DAYS?????? depending on how you look at it these many years since there has been a road trip. So the time has come to HOOK UP MY HUMMER, (EASY THERE YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!) throw the tools, sleeping bag and all my other worldly belongings in the back of the truck and head off into the sunrise!!!!!!!!!! I know it should be the sunset, but I like it this way!!!!! would that be considered a FREUDIAN SLIP??????

I will be heading out in a general westerly direction since I live by the Atlantic Ocean that would seem to be the intelligent thing to do. That statement requires no answers from anyone!!!! it was more intended for those of you who are GEOGRAPHICALLY CHALLENGED or BLOND or for a few of you being afflicted (how about that word??????) by both of those abnormalities. Wow, another big word of more than one syllable). Don't stop me now I am on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be leaving sometime between now and then and for those of you unfortunate souls that want to continue receiving these letters, writings, missiles, not sure if they are guided or misguided??????? or whatever term you wish to name these babblings from a misguided, lost or wandering or wondering soul, this is a multiple choice question.

Your instructions are to just hit reply and say yes or no in the subject line. I will not stop writing if you say no. You will just not know what I wrote nor will you know just how far off the HIGH DIVE I DOVE INTO THE SHALLOW END!!!!!!!!!!

This is your one and only warning. If I do not hear from you then I will take that as a NO and you will be deleted!!!! How does that make you feel??????? If you have never been deleted it is very DEPRESSING..... I spent years in therapy just getting over it and I still suffer from recurring DELETION DEPRESSIONS, and they usually show up at the most inopportune moments!!!!!!! but I strive to struggle or is it struggle to strive or maybe I just BLUNDER through with absolutely no idea what is going on????

If you say no, be reminded how sensitive I am and how easily I get depressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But be warned that if you say yes, you will hear from me again because "I'll be back"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and at some point you might even get pictures??????????????
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