has come the PIRATE said to speak of many things, ceiling wax and sailing ships, and captains and of kings. For you are in search of the MEANING OF LIFE and you now have another mission which is to find a door!!!!!!!!!!!????????
So first off I took a little LITERARY LICENSE here, so I say this only if somebody were to mention it in passing, not my passing, but I am sure something would be passing????? But I stray from the pirate and the discussion.......... and so the pirate said that even though this search began with your searching for the MEANING OF LIFE, you now have a TWO-FOLD {how about that word, always wanted to use it and still have no idea what it means, but I LIKE IT!!!!!!} search which when combined with the first half of your journey will make your search more interesting for you must find a DOOR. But for what purpose do I search for a door I questioned?? To which the pirate RETORTED {how about that word?HUH,HUH}, in a voice that had much the same sound as that of THUNDER and LIGHTNING, "for the wine cellar!!!!!!!!!", well now I was just about as confused as I got in the WALMART in Sanger {but that is another story} and so I said to the pirate in my usual meek and timid way. "What the hell are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So the final part of the discussion finally came and he explained that a door was needed for a wine cellar on Summerland Key and that I had been "CHARGED" , not like a credit card, more like SHOCK THERAPY that I had another assignment, sort of a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE type thing, that is where the TWOFOLD part comes in, {if you are confused or lost, just go back and start over, I had to and I am writing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!}, so back to the door, it was explained to me {since some things I am a little slow on AND NO FURTHER COMMENT IS REQUIRED FROM ANY OF YOU!!!!!!} that there is a wine cellar on Cudjoe Key which is in dire need of a door, but not just any door, but a very special door!!!!! A door of dimensions and width and thickness so as to be able to stand the assault of the HIGH WINDS, HIGH WATERS, and most especially the BEATINGS ON THE DOOR OF THE DRUNKEN REVELERS SEARCHING FOR MORE RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know they don't put RUM in a wine cellar, but I would, so just "GET BY IT!!!!!!!!!!}
So now I have this "DAUNTING" {there is another fancy word, anybody out there keeping track????????} task to find the meaning of life and find "THE DOOR"!!!!!! which may be the way to find my first objective for if I open the door I may discover what I started out searching for, but if that happens, it won't happen here because then I would have nothing else to talk or write about!!!!!!!! which may or may not be a good thing!!!!!!!!!
Since I arrived where I am, I have been to the 500 Club, the WALMART at Sanger and let me tell you folks, that is a WALMARTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to pack a lunch when you go there, like Ed Sullivan used to say, that is a REEEEEAAAALLYYYYYY BIGGGGGG STOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been to a Pizza Birthday Party, and if you refer back to the first part when I told you about the battery that may die, well the battery passed on, I had a small memorial service and then dumped it in a Walmart basket and turned it in!!!!!!!!!!! It was a touching ceremony as I touched one new battery after another, but only after touching my old HUMMER battery for the last time for it is truly a SAD OCCASION when your hummer's battery goes dead!!!!!!! {back off you perverts}!!!
And so now after long discussions with the pirate and receiving my secondary assignment and since I can no longer chase the sunset due to a lack of REAL ESTATE, I will be heading toward the NORTHERN LIGHTS, I am not sure if the Northern Lights are headlights, tail lights, Christmas lights, candle lights, under-counter lights, daylights-----well you get the picture!!!!!!! But I will press on or press a head which is when I put my hand on my forehead and push back!!!!!!! I am now not where I was and not sure where I will be when you read this, but I am sure I will be some place??????
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