Friday, May 20, 2011

The Hummer, the COLD!!!, and SNOW CHAINS!!!





So here we are again, well we are not really here again, but I am here and again I am writing and sending out this nonsense that I so enjoy writing about and since I am not sure if anybody reads this I am safe in assuming that it is worth reading??? But by the same token, well not really a token since they are only good on subways and buses. I am sure that tokens are good in other places, BUTTTTTT????? and now back to the news.....

But wait the news does not come on until six and then at eleven and since I am not sure if anybody is reading this and what time they are reading this or is anybody really reading this at all or are we still stuck in another dimension where time and space do not matter at all???

But I will proceed as if there are some readers out there because it makes me feel better and my therapist said it helps with my road rage and anger management which are a FAH, FAH GREATAH problem than I thought!!!!! Although I do not feel that either of those issues is a problem for me, but maybe the people that are around me think that is a problem???? and now that I have had a glass of wine and have BARED my soul for all, but actually the last time I bared my soul I was thrown out of the bar for BARING to much!!!!!! so I am not sure if BARING my soul or BARING the load is the problem, but I suppose with time, therapy, books, and tapes I will get better????? or is it to late for me????? That is the unanswerable question for only time will tell and how much time do we really have???? so for now we will, well not really we, just me, will leave those questions for another time.......

And on to the hummer we go, well we don't go because you don't know about the hummer but I do and I will tell you...... When last or before, at least sometime back in Wyoming I told you that Mr. Blue had a violent reaction to the cold and decided to break his left rear wheel. Well, the good news is Mr. Blue is fixed!!! The bad news is I am not happy because of the cost!!!! The dollar figure I will not write down, but I will tell you all the pieces, pahts, and peripherals that were required to get his temperamental self going!!!!!!! First there was the TOW DOLLY from Evanston, Wyoming to Grants Pass, Ore. and then, and then, and then "ALONG CAME JONES"!!!!!! there was a song by that name and I thought it would be cool to throw it in here!!!!!! and then the pahts list is as follows---1 outer rear wheel bearing, 2 wheel seals, 1 trailing arm, 1 wheel cylinder, 1 C V Axle, 6 C V axle bolts, 1 brake drum, 2 sets brake shoes and so when Mr. Blue was put back together I promised him and Miss Mabel that we would not (UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES) go through Wyoming again unless it was the middle of the summer and DAYLIGHT!!!!!!! this seemed to make them very happy as they are both running the way they should now?????

Now on to the cold!!!!! I finally got out yesterday and today and was doing the MACARAINA because the sun came out and I was actually able to move around without wearing all my winter clothes and as I talked to people around here all I here is this is really kind of unusual for this time of year!!!!!! Well, unusual to me is being cold in march, it sure as H@#& ain't being cold the middle of MAY!!!!! Poor Mr. Blue.... I had to go get a carport for him just so he could be comfortable as the attached pictures show, Miss Mabel is a little more understanding and so she is more tolerant of the weather since we are not in WYOMING!!!!!!!

So to the last part of this episode..... I only write about what I see and at times it may border on the "WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT"?????, but the last picture is a sign at a parts house in Grants Pass, Ore. that I actually took just today!!! so when I say that the weather out here is not making me happy, BELIEVE IT!!!
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