Well, it has been a while since I put pen to paper or fingers to the keys since we all know that putting pen to paper would do absolutely no good for a couple of good reasons, one being, nobody would be able to read my writing and two, I do not have a scanner so how could I possibly get it to my laptop.
So now that I have the rambling preamble out of the way I will start the body of this text which is not to be confused with the body of the first part which would be me since I am typing this ??????????? words escape me as how to describe what I am doing, but I am sure there are some learned {never figured out whether that was LEARN-ED or LEARNED} person or persons unknown who if they read this would surely ask that my laptop be removed at once or at the very least my fingers be immobilized in some sort or fashion!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But since I am the body of the first part, leave us continue, well not really leave us, I guess I should say let us start but then that does not make any sense since I am the only one here so there cannot be an us except in the singular sense which makes no sense and is complete nonsense so without further ADO or A DON'T I will PRESS AHEAD as I have done previously.
Well, I will be vacating the premises in the next few days and heading for parts to be determined at a later date, but not to much later since I probably should have some idea of where I am going. Actually I do have an idea, but the plan has not been completely firmed up yet so I may just be out there wandering and wondering where the H@#& I am going, but since I have been doing that for years, I am actually pretty good at it.
But alas I stray from whence I was trying to go and I am sure that if you could talk to me right now you world have no trouble telling me where I should be or where I should go.
So since I am vacating the premises I should show you the latest in CHATEAU TO GO improvements. The pictures will show the most, but since my last EPISTLE {neat word, HUH????} I have managed to find another sheet of plywood so the deck now measures 8 feet x 12 feet and allows a solid entry to the front door. I also managed to obtain a FUSCIA {spell check will love that one} bath mat which doubles as a door mat and so company can wipe there feet. PRETTY UPSCALE, at least I think so!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH but I saved the best for last. I now have an entry door for my patio/deck which you will notice has a window which allows me to see who is at the front door, and also a part time doorman, so if you are here that part of the time you will get to see the doorman!!!!!!!!!!! because part of the time he is taking a break and you have to open the door yourself!!!!!!! These are all simple pleasures that make life just a little bit better.
Well that completes this chapter and when you hear from me again I will be some place else again which makes sense since I have to be some place, I am just not sure which place.
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